It’s that time of the year – the season of love, envy, and premium tears. Valentine is upon us. For some, it is the best time of the year, while for others, a time of emotional stress. Here are 8 types of people on Valentine’s Day.
The one who does not believe in Valentine’s Day:
This person does not believe or claims not to believe in birthdays, Valentine’s Day, or anything that has ‘day’ attached to it.
The one who is accidentally in a new relationship:
This person probably met someone yesterday and will spend all of Valentine’s Day asking everyone if or not he or she is obligated to make plans.
The social media gang:
This one lives for the “Awwwnn” on social media. They buy data, stay in bed and watch everyone on Instagram go on dates.
These guys fear Valentine’s Day more than they fear an unwanted pregnancy. It’s not that they’re not smart or capable of loving, they are indecisive about what to do or get for their plus one. “Am not sure she would like the polka dots. Oh, she hates the taste of strawberries. I doubt this accessory will excite her…”
The hopeless romantic:
Dinner on the rooftop, delivery boxes, love poems, and a lullaby to put her to sleep after a romantic evening.
This person dislikes anything red on Feb 14th. They go about soliloquizing – “No be to do boyfriend and girlfriend, shey e go marry you?” They are probably going through a fresh heartbreak.
The self lovers:
These people care about nothing but themselves. They order gifts for themselves on konga.com, order food, and wine, then Netflix and chill. Yes, they have no Val.
This individual has been single for the longest time. They are very good at matchmaking but can’t find themselves a partner.
There you have it – 8 types of people on Valentine’s Day.
Which category do you fall in?
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