There was something about the school resumption list that made every child suddenly become... unusually respectful.
You'd spend an entire afternoon carefully writing everything you...
You know the one.
The chair that's technically meant for sitting, but somehow hasn't hosted an actual human being in weeks.
Instead, it's carrying a pair...
It happened while I was doing something incredibly athletic… reaching for the TV remote.
Not lifting weights, or helping someone move furniture. Not even attempting...